Franklin: Hello, welcome to Star-schmucks coffee, may-
Foamy: Coffee! Black coffee. Just black; with darkness.
Franklin: Okay, that'll be seventeen twenty five, um, may I have your zip code please?
Foamy: Zip code?
Franklin: Um, yeah.
Foamy: Um, why?
Franklin: Well we got people's zip codes and phone numbers so we can send them money saving coupons in the mail. it's very helpful.
Foamy: My zip code is 00000.
Franklin: Um, that's not a valid zip code sir.
Foamy: No no it is, I live in space, above the Earth, it was a first zip code.
Franklin: Um, would you like to use your Star-schmucks credit card for this purchase?
Foamy: Credit card? for a coffee shop? Are you fucking kidding me?
Franklin: If you don't have one you can open up an account here, like right now, would you like to sign up for our Star-schmucks credit card today?
Foamy: Dude! I'm just buying coffee! I don't need to open up a credit card with you people.
Franklin: Okay, will you be using your coffee drinkers reward card today?
Foamy: Dude, all I want is my fucking coffee, I don't want to go through a whole thing of opening accounts and giving out social security numbers! Just give me my fucking coffee!
Franklin: But, if you use your reward card you can save 10% on this purchase.
Foamy: Dude, I just wasted 10% of my life waiting for this thing, J-j-just give me my fucking coffee, alright? Give it to me, give me the coffee!
Franklin: Would you like to donate a dollar to the-
Foamy: I will fucking kill you! Do you hear me? I will tear off your fucking balls and staple them to your fucking forehead! STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GIVE ME MY FUCKING COFFEE!!!
Franklin: I'm just trying to do my job, sir.
Foamy: THEN GET MY FUCKING COFFEE!!!
Franklin: There's no need to be rude sir.
Foamy: Yeah, there is! When I get a cup of coffee I should not be approached with paperwork in order to complete the transaction! And seriously, offering a credit card to every schmuck that comes in here looking for caffeine is just ridiculous. IT'S RIDICULOUS!!! Stupid.
Franklin: All businesses do it sir.
Foamy: Yeah, exactly, and that's why the economy is doing so well!
Franklin: Um, the economy is not doing well sir.
Foamy: I know that you fucking moron I'm being fucking sarcastic!!!
Franklin: Oh, okay. Now what size did you want uh grande, tall, or venti?.