Germaine: OK. Your vet' gave me a test to give to you so he can see how your brain works,
Pilz-E: Not at all, thank you!
Germaine: Uhm, yeah...
Germaine: Anyway, it's a simple word association test. I say a word and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind. OK?
Pilz-E[impatient]: OK. Computer is testing my words of patience!
Germaine: Here we go: Tree.
Pilz-E: Log cabin apocalypse!
Pilz-E: Bladder cookie eater.
Germaine: Litter-box of cat poo!
Pilz-E: Eater of my meals and unwanted sharers of my desert.
[Pilz-E picks up chop sticks]
Pilz-E: Lo-Mein Puppy!
[Pilz-E picks up menu from restaurant]
Pilz-E: Kung Pao Kitten!
[Germaine scratches her head with pen]
Germaine: I don't think this is really working.
Pilz-E: Generic eyeball slicer of convenience!
Pilz-E: Won-Ton Poodle Kip!
Germaine: OK, we're done!
[Pilz-E crouches down behind table.]
Pilz-E: Mangy ice-cream beef.
Pilz-E: Things you didn't hear...
Pilz-E: Coffee-flavoured door hinge! ... On your left.
Pilz-E sings: Eyeball slicer of convenience - cut your eyes in different ways!