(Title Screen Appears) (Warning Screen Appears) (Germaine types on Laptop)
Foamy: Hey, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Germaine: Fuck Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a load of shit. All it is is a made-up holiday that manipulates men into acting romantic for 5 minutes in order to get up a woman's skirt.
Foamy: I was just wondering because...
Germaine: The whole idea is just ludicrous and insulting. Then-then there's the stupid kinky gifts. Fuzzy handcuffs are not a gift.
- (scene shows Anchovie about to spank Germaine with a "Love Paddle")
- Germaine: This is totally inappropriate.
- Anchovie: Oh, be a sport will you?
Germaine: Edible underwear is not a gift.
- (scene shows Anchovie chewing off Germaine's underwear)
- Germaine: Dude, if you're that hungry, we can go to the diner.
Germaine: Oh, and the clothing, let's not forget the "romantic clothing."
- (Scene shows Germaine in revealing clothing)
- Germaine: Why do I get the feeling that you were only thinking of yourself when you bought this?
- Anchovie: That's a lie, I only have your best interests at heart.
- (Anchovie shoots jizz at her)
- Germaine: Yeah, right.
Germaine: This whole twisted self-entitlement guys get out of Valentine Day drives me nuts. Its like just because they bought a box of chocolates, they feel they have the right to jam their cock in my ass. Screw that. I'd rather spend the $8 myself and spare myself the ass-pounding.
Foamy: So, no boyfriend this year huh?
Germaine: Shut up.
(End Screen Appears)