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+ | Pillz-E: Good day to you, madam. Today, I have for you the deal of a lifetime. |
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+ | Germaine: Oh, do you? |
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+ | Pillz-E: I sure do. You look to me like a lady who could use more space—an area where you can really spread out. |
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+ | Germaine: I could, actually. |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says, “Her ass spreads out!” |
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+ | Pillz-E: Tired of apartment life? Want to own your own home? Now you too can relive the American dream. |
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+ | Germaine: Dude, I’m an unemployed, overweight, cocksucking poet with no money. I can’t afford a home. |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says, “Poor poets do dirty things.” |
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+ | Pillz-E: Well, most people can’t afford real estate. |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says, “Send me money.” |
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+ | Pillz-E: However, I sell to you now, unreal estate, at a fraction of the price of actual property. |
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+ | Germaine: Unreal estate? |
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+ | Pillz-E: Imagine the house of your dreams, and I can make it an unreality. Just close your eyes and picture it. Eighteen swimming pools? Not a problem! |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says, “Available $40 an hour” with an arrow pointing at Germaine. |
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+ | Pillz-E: Two hundred and fifty thousand square foot bedrooms? It’s yours. Pesky neighbours bothering you? Go for the alligator moat package. Moat package. |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says “Moat! Mother fuckers!” |
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+ | Pillz-E: I will toss an alligator for free. |
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+ | Germaine: A moat with alligators would be pretty cool. |
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+ | Pillz-E: And it’s all within your reach for a nominal fee of only three dollars. |
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+ | Germaine: And where exactly is this unreal estate? |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says, “Couldn’t afford more hair” with an arrow pointing at Germaine. |
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+ | Pillz-E: In your mind. |
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+ | Germaine: So, you expect me to give you three dollars for a dream home that’s in my head? |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says “Better than given head for $3.” |
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+ | Pillz-E: Is three dollars really too much to ask for a home this grand? |
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+ | Germaine: You know, if you wanted three dollars, you could’ve just asked. |
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+ | ''Begley holds a sign that says, “Slutty whore” with an arrow pointing at Germaine. |
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+ | Germaine: You didn’t need to go through this whole elaborate scheme. |
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+ | Pillz-E: Hey, if you don’t want it, I have another lovely couple from New England who are more than interested in-in purchasing it. |
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+ | ''Germaine glares at Pillz-E as Begley holds a sign saying “Bitch” with an arrow pointing at Germaine. |
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+ | Pillz-E: Of course, if you’d like to give me the deposit of fifty cents, that would hold your spot as first in line for this fine property. |
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+ | Germaine: You really should get a job on Wall Street. |
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+ | Pillz-E: I sometimes over-insure my unreal estate and then burn it down. |
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+ | ''Begley holds sign that says, “You can all burn!” The ending screen appears. |
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+ | Pillz-E: ''(singing)'' You can have the home of your dreams. You just keep on dreaming. |
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Transcript
Pillz-E: Good day to you, madam. Today, I have for you the deal of a lifetime.
Germaine: Oh, do you?
Pillz-E: I sure do. You look to me like a lady who could use more space—an area where you can really spread out.
Germaine: I could, actually.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Her ass spreads out!”
Pillz-E: Tired of apartment life? Want to own your own home? Now you too can relive the American dream.
Germaine: Dude, I’m an unemployed, overweight, cocksucking poet with no money. I can’t afford a home.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Poor poets do dirty things.”
Pillz-E: Well, most people can’t afford real estate.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Send me money.”
Pillz-E: However, I sell to you now, unreal estate, at a fraction of the price of actual property.
Germaine: Unreal estate?
Pillz-E: Imagine the house of your dreams, and I can make it an unreality. Just close your eyes and picture it. Eighteen swimming pools? Not a problem!
Begley holds a sign that says, “Available $40 an hour” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Pillz-E: Two hundred and fifty thousand square foot bedrooms? It’s yours. Pesky neighbours bothering you? Go for the alligator moat package. Moat package.
Begley holds a sign that says “Moat! Mother fuckers!”
Pillz-E: I will toss an alligator for free.
Germaine: A moat with alligators would be pretty cool.
Pillz-E: And it’s all within your reach for a nominal fee of only three dollars.
Germaine: And where exactly is this unreal estate?
Begley holds a sign that says, “Couldn’t afford more hair” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Pillz-E: In your mind.
Germaine: So, you expect me to give you three dollars for a dream home that’s in my head?
Begley holds a sign that says “Better than given head for $3.”
Pillz-E: Is three dollars really too much to ask for a home this grand?
Germaine: You know, if you wanted three dollars, you could’ve just asked.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Slutty whore” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Germaine: You didn’t need to go through this whole elaborate scheme.
Pillz-E: Hey, if you don’t want it, I have another lovely couple from New England who are more than interested in-in purchasing it.
Germaine glares at Pillz-E as Begley holds a sign saying “Bitch” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Pillz-E: Of course, if you’d like to give me the deposit of fifty cents, that would hold your spot as first in line for this fine property.
Germaine: You really should get a job on Wall Street.
Pillz-E: I sometimes over-insure my unreal estate and then burn it down.
Begley holds sign that says, “You can all burn!” The ending screen appears.
Pillz-E: (singing) You can have the home of your dreams. You just keep on dreaming.
Pillz-E: Good day to you, madam. Today, I have for you the deal of a lifetime.
Germaine: Oh, do you?
Pillz-E: I sure do. You look to me like a lady who could use more space—an area where you can really spread out.
Germaine: I could, actually.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Her ass spreads out!”
Pillz-E: Tired of apartment life? Want to own your own home? Now you too can relive the American dream.
Germaine: Dude, I’m an unemployed, overweight, cocksucking poet with no money. I can’t afford a home.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Poor poets do dirty things.”
Pillz-E: Well, most people can’t afford real estate.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Send me money.”
Pillz-E: However, I sell to you now, unreal estate, at a fraction of the price of actual property.
Germaine: Unreal estate?
Pillz-E: Imagine the house of your dreams, and I can make it an unreality. Just close your eyes and picture it. Eighteen swimming pools? Not a problem!
Begley holds a sign that says, “Available $40 an hour” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Pillz-E: Two hundred and fifty thousand square foot bedrooms? It’s yours. Pesky neighbours bothering you? Go for the alligator moat package. Moat package.
Begley holds a sign that says “Moat! Mother fuckers!”
Pillz-E: I will toss an alligator for free.
Germaine: A moat with alligators would be pretty cool.
Pillz-E: And it’s all within your reach for a nominal fee of only three dollars.
Germaine: And where exactly is this unreal estate?
Begley holds a sign that says, “Couldn’t afford more hair” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Pillz-E: In your mind.
Germaine: So, you expect me to give you three dollars for a dream home that’s in my head?
Begley holds a sign that says “Better than given head for $3.”
Pillz-E: Is three dollars really too much to ask for a home this grand?
Germaine: You know, if you wanted three dollars, you could’ve just asked.
Begley holds a sign that says, “Slutty whore” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Germaine: You didn’t need to go through this whole elaborate scheme.
Pillz-E: Hey, if you don’t want it, I have another lovely couple from New England who are more than interested in-in purchasing it.
Germaine glares at Pillz-E as Begley holds a sign saying “Bitch” with an arrow pointing at Germaine.
Pillz-E: Of course, if you’d like to give me the deposit of fifty cents, that would hold your spot as first in line for this fine property.
Germaine: You really should get a job on Wall Street.
Pillz-E: I sometimes over-insure my unreal estate and then burn it down.
Begley holds sign that says, “You can all burn!” The ending screen appears.
Pillz-E: (singing) You can have the home of your dreams. You just keep on dreaming.