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Series: Tech-SupportTech-Support IITech-Support III



{The Warning screen appears.}

Mammed Udi: Hello. Welcome to Smell Tech Support. How may I help you?

Foamy: Yeah, yeah. I saw this commercial that said your tech support is twenty-four seven, three hundred and sixty-five days a year. Is that true?

Mammed Udi: My God, I'm here all year long.

Foamy: What do you mean, "I'm here all year long"?

Mammed Udi: It is just me here, twenty-four seven, three hundred and sixty-five days a year.

Foamy: Wait a second. So the Smell company outsource all their tech support jobs and gave them to one Indian guy?

Mammed Udi: Yes. I thought they were out of their minds as well. But apparently, I'm very versatile.

Foamy: Dude! How do you sleep?

Mammed Udi: I take little naps whle you're on hold.

Foamy: For the love of... Is that why I was waiting forty-five minutes for someone to pick up the phone?!

Mammed Udi: Yes. It was nappy time. My seat is also a toilet so I don't have to get up to go poopy.

Foamy: Well, that's just swell. You know, tech support here gets a break, like, every fifteen minutes to stretch and look away from the computer screen.

Mammed Udi: What is "break?"

Foamy: Uh, it's when you stop working, for a little while.

Mammed Udi: Stop working? I do not understand.

Foamy: What you're doing now, stop doing it for like five minutes.

Mammed Udi: It is a very old concept, these "breaks." Your country is very different from ours. Do you also have monkey with shockey stick who hit you when you not work fast enough?

Foamy: What the...? Shockey monkey?

Mammed Udi: (gets shocked by monkey while yelling in Hindi) Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?

Foamy: Nah. Talking to you has been more than enough to reinvigorate my appreciation for my country and all its freedoms.

Mammed Udi: There is no need to rub it in, you American bastard.

Foamy: Shouldn't you be working right now?

(Mammed Udi gets shocked by the monkey again on the other line while still yelling in Hindi. Foamy hangs up the phone.

Foamy: Damn. I want a shockey monkey.

{The Ending screen appears.}

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