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Episode 22


Cast (in order of appearance): Germaine, Foamy


{The Warning screen appears.}

Germaine: Porn, porn, porn... porn... penis enlargement? Porn. Hey, look, I got an e-mail from someone who wants me to join a cult:

"Dear Germaine, we are proud to present you with the opportunity to be accepted into the Cyber-Satan Super-Mystery Cult. Please take the time to view our website for further details. We also have free literature available upon request.

PS. Satan knows where you live."

Hmm, that's a little weird.

Foamy: You know what, I say you join the cult. I mean, what do you have to loose?

But your soul!

Germaine: I kinda like my soul.

Foamy: C'mon, where's your sense of adventure?

Germaine: I don't see the point in joining a mystery cult.

Foamy: Excuse me. Super-mystery cult. Not just some ordinary cult. It's a super cult. The Cyber-Satan Super-Mystery Cult.

Look at all the free stuff you get. Look, you get the Super Cyber-Satan Super-Mystery Cult mug. You get a shirt, you get a hat, an upside down cross, you get one of those pentagram things that glows in the dark. Totally cool. You know you want one.

Germaine: You joined the cult already, didn't you?

Foamy: Super cult. All hail the mighty John Frum. Now where‘s my ice-cream and motorcycles, damn it!

{The Ending screen appears.}

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This is the first episode containing the concept of a cult (though not the Foamy Card Cult).




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