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Franklin: Hello. Welcome to Star-schmucks Coffee. Would you like to try our new "Trenty" size beverage?

Foamy: Did you say "trendy"? 'Cause I don't like trendy sizes!

Franklin: No. Trenty. It's a wonderful 32-ounce size beverage of your favorite coffee or coffee-flavored product.

Foamy: 32 ounces?! WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 32 OUNCES OF COFFEE?! I mean, FOR CHRIST SAKES!!! I only have 2 cups in the morning and that's only like 16 ounces!

Franklin: Well, we at Star-schmucks Coffee

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