People Bacon

"It seems human flesh, taste's the best, with a side of mustard!"

Episode 162

Foamy rants about sun bathing.

Cast (in order of appearance): Germaine, Foamy


{The Warning screen appears.}

{Germaine sitting on the couch watching T.V. Foamy comes in.}

Foamy: Hey! Are you humans totally retarded!?!?!

Germaine: Why do you always have to pick on us humans?!

Foamy: No no no no no no no, no, no, no. Listen! I was at the beach, and there was all these people just, baking in the sun.

Germaine: It's called "Sun-bathing", stupid.

Foamy: Yeah, but they were like cooking themselves! One person turned orange. ORANGE! That's not even in the spectrum of human color! And then there's all the black people. Why are these peopele tanning themselves? Aren't they dark enough?!

Germaine: African-Americans can get tans too you damn moron!

Foamy: Well excuse me for not knowing all the ins-and-outs of skin-cooking! Regardless, the whole beach, smelled like BACON!

Germaine: Big deal. So do police stations.

Foamy: Hey! Don't insult the police! I pay some of them very well, and they always do good work.

Germaine: Piss off. {Gives the finger.}

Foamy: Whatever! I'm gonna go watch some people cook in the sun! {Offscreen} Sizzle! {Onscreen} Quick question. Do you know if humans split at the sides like hotdogs when they're over-cooked?

Germaine: I don't think so.

Foamy: Well, then, forget it! I'm just gonna go watch T.V. {Offscreen} Where's the remote!?!

{The Ending screen appears.}

Foamy: {Sings} Sizzling people on the beach, just out of reach. From your kosher section in the deli. It seems human flesh, tastes the best witha side of mustard.

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