Episode 6
Cast (in order of appearance): Clerk, [Cash register], woman
Transcript[]
Woman: Hey, [You shouldn't be here] do you know anything about this game? [Do research]
Clerk: Dude, read the back of the box.
Woman: It says it's game of the year. [Sign blocker -]
Clerk: Then it must be good! [Because reviews never lie]
Woman: That's what I was thinking. [LIAR]
Clerk: 45 dollars. Gimme. [Sorry. No CODs]
Woman: When did you start selling video games anyway? [When Pong was new]
Clerk: When music became a video game [DLC killed my CDs] and every asshole on the planet traded in their CDs for downloads and plastic guitars.
Woman: Yeah, the music industry has changed [The industry is still greedy] quite a bit since you opened this store. [Musical coasters sold here]
Clerk: I swear, everything went to hell as soon as Kurt Cobain pulled the trigger.
Woman: Who? [Never mind]
Clerk: Yeah. You might remember him in action figure form. (pulls out Kurt Cobain action figure) [Now available toys of dead people]
Woman: Oh yeah, he was in that band with the other action figure with the spikey black hair. [Stupid people arrive daily]
Clerk: Sid Vicious?
Woman: Yeah! [No]
Clerk: You have... no clue. ["Clue" available on DVD & board game]