Episode 88
Germaine and Begley have a bit of fun taunting Anchovie in a lingerie store.
Cast (in order of appearance): Germaine, Anchovie, Begley, Franklin
Transcript[]
The content of the following transcription is rated at a level equal or similar to R.
Profanity, violence, and/or sexual content may be found at moderate to high levels. |
{Germaine stands in Victoria's Pervertions with a red bra in her hands, examining it. Anchovie, as a security guard, stands impassively by the glass double-doors. Begley appears.}
Begley: Let me ask you something. What are we doing here?
Germaine: {now looking at a yellow bra} I need a new bra. {looking at a green bra} One that doesn't pinch my boobs together or is made out of some fucking wire.
Begley: I don't see why you women torture yourselves with your own clothing. It's quite sadistic, it is.
Germaine: It is, but therein lies the tragedy. Speaking of torture, {points thumb at Anchovie} look at that security guard.
{The view cuts to Anchovie alone.}
Begley: {off screen} What about him?
{The view cuts back to Germaine and Begley, with Anchovie in the background.}
Germaine: Dude. It must be maddening to just stand there all day watching women try on lingerie.
Begley: What do you mean?
Germaine: Hormones, dude. Hormones. By the end of the day the security guard must be ready to burst.
Begley: I'm all for saying humans explode; the more the better.
Germaine: Hey, you want to screw around with him?
Begley: I don't care. I want a magazine.
Germaine: {walking off} I'll be right back.
Begley: Oh, very nice! Leaving in the middle of a conversation. I see. You wanker.
{The view fades out to black, then back in on Anchovie's face.}
Germaine: {off screen} Excuse me, {The view cuts to show Germaine leaning backwards in pink lingerie right next to Anchovie.} do these panties look good on me?
Anchovie: {Germaine leans in closer to him.} Um, yes. Quite.
{The view cuts to Germaine's head and chest.}
Germaine: {guestering towards her bra} What about the push-up bra? Does it make me look too... {shoves her chest outward} busty?
{The view cuts to show Germaine's breasts are pushed close to Anchovie's face.}
Anchovie: It's fine ma'am. Move along, please.
{The view cuts to Germaine.}
Germaine: What about this thong?
{The view cuts to Germaine and Anchovie.}
Anchovie: Heh... {eye twitches}
Germaine: How does it look? {pulls butt-cheeks} Does it go up my ass too much?
Anchovie: Um, it's not my place to say, ma'am. Please... please move along. You're making my willy hurt.
Germaine: But wait!
Anchovie: For the love of god, move along!
Germaine: {grabbing Anchovie} I think it's up my ass too much. {throws butt in Anchovie's face} Look... closer...
{Anchovie throws his hands up, groaning, and his head explodes. The view cuts to Germaine.}
Germaine: Whoa.
Begley: Well I'll be jiggered. You blew up his fucking head.
Germaine: Wow, that's a neat trick. I wonder if that works on everyone.
{The view fades out to black, then back in with Germaine and Franklin.}
Germaine: Excuse me, does this thong go too far up my ass?
Franklin: Please, bitch. {snaps fingers} I'm busy shopping.
Begley: I don't think it works on poofters.
Franklin: Does anyone have these in a mens'?
{The Ending screen appears.}
Franklin: Bitch.
Fun Facts[]
Real World References[]
- Victoria's Pervertions is a reference to Victoria's Secret, a retail marketer of women's clothing and beauty products, but most recognizable as a marketer of lingerie.
External Links[]