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| + | '''Episode Number''' |
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| + | Description |
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' <nowiki>{{</nowiki>Film|Character<nowiki>}}</nowiki> |
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| − | ¶¶¶____¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ |
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| + | ==Transcript== |
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| + | ''{The [[Functional screens#Warning screen|Warning screen]] appears.}'' |
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| − | ¶¶¶____¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶ |
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| + | (Germaine is sitting at her computer when Begley walks in) |
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| + | Germaine: Porn, porn. Aw, come on. Why can't I just get my fucking email without having to deal with some fucking perverted advertisements? |
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| + | Begley: Right, would you mind explaining that? |
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| + | Germaine: Dude, look. I have 138 emails in my inbox. Only 5 of them are worth reading. The rest of them are porn ads. Female ejaculations, blowjobs, anal sex, all that other bullshit. I don't even think these people do research on their target audience. What makes them think I'm remotely interested in female ejaculations. |
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| + | Begley: Maybe you could request the appropriate ejaculation of your liking. |
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| + | Germaine: No, no ejaculations. I don't want any ejaculations and I don't want any more of this porn shit in my e-mail damn it! Don't they realize that I'm a girl and I have no use for schoolgirl tit fucking? If they're marketing this shit to guys, fine. Just keep it out of my fucking mailbox. I'm not interested in any of it |
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| + | (Begley holds up a sign: She owns Vibrating Underwear) |
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| + | Begley: I can't understand you humans and your fascination with the whole sex thing. |
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| + | Germaine: Its not me (Begley hold up another sign: She's a liar) And I don't think as many people are obsessed with sex (Begley holds up another sign: She's obsessed with sex!!) as marketing would have you believe (Begley holds another sign: She's not wearing panties) It's all just some ploy to make people feel more inadequate than they really are. (Begley holds another sign: You are all ugly) This way, men go out and buy fake hair (Begley hold up signs saying or dye their hair and it points to Germaine) and Viagra, while women go and get their breasts enlarged for no reason. (Begley sign: You need bigger boobs) |
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| + | Begley: What about that advertisement? |
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| + | Germaine: You mean the "Bathroom blowjobs by beautiful bouncing bitches"? |
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| + | Begley: You people actually have sex in the loo? |
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| + | Germaine: I dunno. Probably. I just hope they slip on a pile of crap and crack their heads open on the toilet. |
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| + | Begley: Right that would be quite amusing. Then you could flush their brains down the potty. |
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| + | Computer: You got porn. |
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| + | Germaine: Aw, come on! |
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| + | ''{The [[Functional screens#Ending screen|Ending screen]] appears.}'' |
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| + | ==Fun Facts== |
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| + | ===Explanations=== |
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| + | ===Trivia=== |
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| + | ===Remarks=== |
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| + | ===Goofs=== |
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| + | ===Glitches=== |
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| + | ===Inside References=== |
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| + | ===Real World References=== |
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| + | ===Fast Forward=== |
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| + | ==External Links== |
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| + | *[http://www.friendsoffoamy.com/episodes/.swf Watch "{{PAGENAME}}"] |
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Revision as of 12:44, 17 March 2010
"Quote from character in screen shot."
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Description
Cast (in order of appearance): {{Film|Character}}
Transcript
{{PG-13/R/NC-17}}
{The Warning screen appears.}
(Germaine is sitting at her computer when Begley walks in)
Germaine: Porn, porn. Aw, come on. Why can't I just get my fucking email without having to deal with some fucking perverted advertisements?
Begley: Right, would you mind explaining that?
Germaine: Dude, look. I have 138 emails in my inbox. Only 5 of them are worth reading. The rest of them are porn ads. Female ejaculations, blowjobs, anal sex, all that other bullshit. I don't even think these people do research on their target audience. What makes them think I'm remotely interested in female ejaculations.
Begley: Maybe you could request the appropriate ejaculation of your liking.
Germaine: No, no ejaculations. I don't want any ejaculations and I don't want any more of this porn shit in my e-mail damn it! Don't they realize that I'm a girl and I have no use for schoolgirl tit fucking? If they're marketing this shit to guys, fine. Just keep it out of my fucking mailbox. I'm not interested in any of it
(Begley holds up a sign: She owns Vibrating Underwear)
Begley: I can't understand you humans and your fascination with the whole sex thing.
Germaine: Its not me (Begley hold up another sign: She's a liar) And I don't think as many people are obsessed with sex (Begley holds up another sign: She's obsessed with sex!!) as marketing would have you believe (Begley holds another sign: She's not wearing panties) It's all just some ploy to make people feel more inadequate than they really are. (Begley holds another sign: You are all ugly) This way, men go out and buy fake hair (Begley hold up signs saying or dye their hair and it points to Germaine) and Viagra, while women go and get their breasts enlarged for no reason. (Begley sign: You need bigger boobs)
Begley: What about that advertisement?
Germaine: You mean the "Bathroom blowjobs by beautiful bouncing bitches"?
Begley: You people actually have sex in the loo?
Germaine: I dunno. Probably. I just hope they slip on a pile of crap and crack their heads open on the toilet.
Begley: Right that would be quite amusing. Then you could flush their brains down the potty.
Computer: You got porn.
Germaine: Aw, come on!
{The Ending screen appears.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
Trivia
Remarks
Goofs
Glitches
Inside References
Real World References
Fast Forward
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