Do's & Don'ts

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Series: Creative Issues → Hospital Stay → Kavorkian Scarf → Do's & Don'ts

Transcript

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{The Warning screen appears.}

Foamy: Listen up. Since you have that weird little heart problem. I got a list of dos and donts from your overpaid doctor

Germaine: (sarcastic) Great.

Foamy: Here's what you can't do. No running marathons. No roller coaster rides. No watching the Cardiology Channel. No vigorously picking you nose. No sky-diving. No train-surfing on the top of subway cars. No gunfights. No knife fights, or hand to hand combat with ninjas. No viewing of disappointing sequels (ahem Matrix Revolutions), and under no circumstances may you partake in group orgies.

Germaine: (sarcastic) No orgies? Oh, what's a girl to do? Wait a second ... did the doctor actually write "no group orgies"?

Foamy: Yep, for some reason he's under the impression that you're some sort of perverted trollop.

Germaine: And how ... may I ask ... did he get that impression?

Foamy: Please, as far as he's concerned any woman who gets the nipples pierced is a damn whore ... a damn whore!!

Germaine: But my nipples aren't pierced (feels her boobs, realizes they are, looks down her shirt) What the hell, when did that happen?

Foamy: See this is what I mean ... You don't know what's goin' on half the time. No orgies for you, you damn nipple pierced freaky freak .... freak.

Germaine: Eloquent.

Foamy: Don't make me pull the plug on you!!

Germaine: What plug?

Foamy: This one! Ha!

Germaine: That's the plug to the toaster

Foamy: Aw man, I was making toast. It's all ruined now.

{The Ending screen appears.}

(Foamy groans)

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