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{The Warning screen appears.}

{Germaine is seen playing cards. After a second, Foamy comes in.}}"

Foamy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going dressed like that?

Germaine: It's poker night.

Foamy: Uh, OK, but what does that have to do with you dressing as neo renaissance lady of the evening!?

Germaine: Oh, it's just a psychological tactic. Since I basically play with all the guys, if I show up dressed a little slutty, they tend to concentrate more on my tits than on their own hand. They usually end up folding and I win all the money, so good for me.

Foamy: Isn't that a bit devious? Or shall we say unfair gameplay? Like -- That's like having cheat codes for a video game, only in real life. Only, the cheat codes a-aren't codes, there boobs? Y-y-ya see?

Germaine: Nah. As far as I'm concerned, if men are dumb enough to be distracted by lumps of fat with nipples attached, then it's my duty to take advantage of their weak-willed mind.

Foamy: Well...I mean...does it actually work?

Germaine: Dude, I totally rape them! My only real fear is that they'll eventually lose it and gang rape me on the poker table, but at least I'll win all the money.

Foamy: {Angrily} Dammit, I hate you so much!

Germaine: {Burps loudly} {Proudly} Ah, that was a good one!

Foamy: I still think it's like using cheat codes. But, you know, like I said, the codes aren't codes, they're boobs. They're big...boobs of-of-of cheating.

Germaine: {Mockingly} Blah blah blah.

Foamy: Yeah, and for future reference, stay out of the Foamy fan mail area, alright? This is my spot! Get out.

Germaine: Off I go.{She throws her cards away and the scene fades out.}

{Fade into a house, presumably Anchovie's house. The doorbell rings as Anchovie goes towards the door, but before he can open it, Germaine punches it open.}

Germaine: {In a flirting tone} OK, boys, it's time to whip out your decks! I wanna play! {A wave of ejaculate flies from offscreen and hits Germaine.}

Offscreen man: I am out!

Anchovie: Sorry, he's new.

Germaine: Ah, this isn't so bad. Gimme another one.

{The Ending screen appears.}

Offscreen man: With a game like this, I do not even care if I win. Bwaha!

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It has been speculated that the 'offscreen man' is none other than Mammed Udi, but this has never been confirmed.



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