More commonly known as the 4y-Guy. A nameless man who is the main character of 4y-Records. He is highly opinionated and feels that anyone who disagrees with him is an idiot (though, most of the time, his behavior is justified since most of his customers are, in fact, idiots).
He usually has music related discussions with the store's customers, though most of these turn into one-sided rants, as the customers usually can't reason with him. He will also talk about other topics such as the government, computers, restaurants, junk mail, and crayons.
Bands he likes: The Pixies, The Smiths, The Cure, Bauhaus, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Cake, Sugar, Lard, The White Stripes, The Hives, Megadeth, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Dead Kennedys, Naked Raygun, Husker Du, Bad Religion, Sex Pistols, etc
The 4y-Guy made an appearance in the Neurotically Yours comic series. Germaine went to 4y-Records to buy some mew music, and he told her that "he will make no physical contact today, she should leave her money by the door, and get the hell out."
He also made a cameo in Dukkha in the background of a club commenting that the music on a record he was holding "sucks monkey."