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Episode 139

Pilz-E confuses the meaning of yet more words.

Cast (in order of appearance): Germaine, Pilz-E

Transcript[]

{Germaine is sitting at home watching TV}

Germaine: Dude, I'm so... fucking... bored.

{Pilz-E appears}

Pilz-E: We should go outside and play like monkeys with the cocaine and swing the banana! Swing the banana...

Germaine: I... don't really like going outside.

Pilz-E: Outside is where the air is! It's so nice, and it stays fresh, even in milk! Even in milk...

Germaine: Air's overrated. Foamy thinks I'm agoraphobic, but I just don't like dealing with the people outside.

Pilz-E: I've been a-Gore-aphobic since 19-2000.

Germaine: How can you be an agoraphobic if you just wanted to go outside?

Pilz-E: Well, what are the chances of me meeting Al Gore outside? Very slim.

Germaine: ...What?

Pilz-E: {angrily} I told you! I have a-Gore-aphobia! I have this fear of people named Gore. Al Gore, Tipper Gore, Edward Gorey, {Germaine scratches her vagina} Gore Vidal, Gore Bishop.

Germaine: Agoraphobia is a fear of wide-open spaces, not the fear of people named Gore.

Pilz-E: {angrily} Oh, don't lie with the conspiracy of one! {Points a #1 foam finger at her} Scary is the human named Gore!

Germaine: I'll agree, Al Gore is a bit scary, but nevertheless, agoraphobia is not the fear of people named Gore.

Pilz-E: Geez, how could you be so fucking stupid with a head so large? I mean, does your brain even work?!

Germaine: My brain... {itches vagina again}

Pilz-E: Everyone knows agoraphobia is a fear of Gore, just like arachnophobia is the fear of Iraqis.

Germaine: Ugh, do you know how to do an assisted suicide?

Pilz-E: Not really, but murder is not a problem!

{Cut to Ending Screen}

Pilz-E: {singing} I fear people named Gore, 'cause they say the planet is getting real warm, but I think they're full of shit, they should just quit, ow.

Fun Facts[]

Trivia[]

Agoraphobia is actually a fear of having a panic attack somewhere where there is no means of escape, such as in public. Because of this, it is commonly known as fear of the outdoors, not people named Gore.
Arachnophobia is a fear of spiders, not Iraqis.

Real World References[]

Al Gore was vice president to Bill Clinton, and is now dedicated to preventing Global Warming.
Tipper Gore is Al's wife, and is known for spending the 80's trying to get music sensored.
Edward Gorey was a macabre and gothic illustrator and writer, known for his dark, Victorian-style imagery.
Gore Vidal is a well-known American journalist, writer, and political activist
Gore Bishop was a general and writer who led American to many victories in World War I

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 '''Cast (in order of appearance)''': Germaine, Pilz-E
 ==Transcript==
-{Germaine is sitting at home watching TV}
+''{Germaine is sitting at home watching TV}''
-Germaine: Dude, I'm so... fucking... bored.
+'''Germaine''': Dude, I'm so... fucking... bored.
-{Pilz-E appears}
+''{Pilz-E appears}''
-Pilz-E: We should go outside and play like monkeys with the cocaine and swing the banana! Swing the banana...
+'''Pilz-E''': We should go outside and play like monkeys with the cocaine and swing the banana! Swing the banana...
-Germaine: I... don't really like going outside.
+'''Germaine''': I... don't really like going outside.
-Pilz-E: Outside is where the air is! It's so nice, and it stays fresh, even in milk! Even in milk...
+'''Pilz-E''': Outside is where the air is! It's so nice, and it stays fresh, even in milk! Even in milk...
-Germaine: Air's overrated. Foamy thinks I'm agoraphobic, but I just don't like dealing with the people outside.
+'''Germaine''': Air's overrated. Foamy thinks I'm agoraphobic, but I just don't like dealing with the people outside.
-Pilz-E: I've been a-Gore-aphobic since 192000.
+'''Pilz-E''': I've been a-Gore-aphobic since 19-2000.
-Germaine: How can ''you ''be an agoraphobic if you just wanted to go outside?
+'''Germaine''': How can ''you ''be an agoraphobic if you just wanted to go outside?
-Pilz-E: Well, what are the chances of me meeting Al Gore outside? Very slim.
+'''Pilz-E''': Well, what are the chances of me meeting Al Gore outside? Very slim.
-Germaine: ...What?
+'''Germaine''': ...What?
-Pilz-E: {angrily} I told you! I have a-Gore-aphobia! I have this fear of people named Gore. Al Gore, Tipper Gore, Edward Gorey, ''{Germaine scratches her vagina}'' Gore Vidal, Gore Bishop.
+'''Pilz-E''': ''{angrily}'' I told you! I have a-Gore-aphobia! I have this fear of people named Gore. Al Gore, Tipper Gore, Edward Gorey, ''{Germaine scratches her vagina}'' Gore Vidal, Gore Bishop.
-Germaine: Agoraphobia is a fear of wide-open spaces, not the fear of people named Gore.
+'''Germaine''': Agoraphobia is a fear of wide-open spaces, not the fear of people named Gore.
-Pilz-E: {angrily} Oh, don't lie with the conspiracy of one! {Points a #1 foam finger at her} Scary is the human named Gore!
+'''Pilz-E''': ''{angrily}'' Oh, don't lie with the conspiracy of one! ''{Points a #1 foam finger at her}'' Scary is the human named Gore!
-Germaine: I'll agree, Al Gore ''is ''a bit scary, but nevertheless, agoraphobia is not the fear of people named Gore.
+'''Germaine''': I'll agree, Al Gore ''is ''a bit scary, but nevertheless, agoraphobia is not the fear of people named Gore.
-Pilz-E: Geez, how could you be so fucking stupid with a head so large? I mean, does your brain even work?!
+'''Pilz-E''': Geez, how could you be so fucking stupid with a head so large? I mean, does your brain even work?!
-Germaine: ''My ''brain... ''{itches vagina again}''
+'''Germaine''': ''My ''brain... ''{itches vagina again}''
-Pilz-E: Everyone knows agoraphobia is a fear of Gore, just like arachnaephobia is the fear of Iraqis.
+'''Pilz-E''': Everyone knows agoraphobia is a fear of Gore, just like arachnophobia is the fear of Iraqis.
-Germaine: Ugh, do you know how to do an assisted suicide?
+'''Germaine''': Ugh, do you know how to do an assisted suicide?
-Pilz-E: Not really, but murder is not a problem!
+'''Pilz-E''': Not really, but murder is not a problem!
-{Cut to Ending Screen}
+''{Cut to [[Functional Screens|Ending Screen]]}''
-Pilz-E: {singing} I fear people named Gore, 'cause they say the planet is getting real warm, but I think they're full of shit, they should just quit, ow.
+'''Pilz-E''': ''{singing}'' I fear people named Gore, 'cause they say the planet is getting real warm, but I think they're full of shit, they should just quit, ow.
 ==Fun Facts==
 ===Trivia===
+*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agoraphobia Agoraphobia] is actually a fear of having a panic attack somewhere where there is no means of escape, such as in public. Because of this, it is commonly known as fear of the outdoors, not people named Gore.
+*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnophobia Arachnophobia] is a fear of spiders, not Iraqis.
-===Inside References===
 ===Real World References===
+*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore Al Gore] was vice president to Bill Clinton, and is now dedicated to preventing Global Warming.
+*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipper_Gore Tipper Gore] is Al's wife, and is known for spending the 80's trying to get music sensored.
+*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Gorey Edward Gorey] was a macabre and gothic illustrator and writer, known for his dark, Victorian-style imagery.
+*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gore_Vidal Gore Vidal] is a well-known American journalist, writer, and political activist
+*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Gore_Bishop Gore Bishop] was a general and writer who led American to many victories in World War I